Yes yes, I know what you're thinking. "Coat hangers?! Don't be ridiculous, Caleb! Those will never hold your weight!" Well, I can't say for certain since I haven't actually tried it yet, but you are almost definitely wrong. I was thinking that too, but then I actually tried to bend and cut them. And believe me, it is incredibly hard. In fact, using the pair of pliers I was initially using, it was very nearly impossible for me. It was only when I switched to a much better pair that I was able to cut the coat hanger with relative ease. And a 1 inch piece is impossible for me to bend at all without using pliers. So in light of how strong the metal actually is, I'm completely confident that they won't bend with my whole weight pulling down on them.
So far, I've cut up two coat hangers, giving me a total of almost exactly 50 pieces. We've got at least one more coat hanger for me to cut up, and very probably more.
The plot thickens...